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In a big pan, crumble and cook the sausage over medium-high heat until golden and crispy around the edges, about 5 to 7 minutes. Don’t throw out the rendered fat.
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Mix the flour into the sausage until there’s no white left. Stir and cook for a couple of minutes to get rid of the raw flavor. Slowly pour in the milk while whipping it together. Lower the heat a bit, and let it simmer until it thickens, about 4 to 5 minutes.
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Take the gravy off the heat and stir in the pepper, seasoned salt, and optional herbs. Put it aside. Scramble the eggs how you like them in another pan, and set those aside too.
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Turn your oven on to 375°F so it can heat up. Stir together the salt and flour in a big bowl. Toss in the shortening and butter, and use a fork or your hands to mix until it’s crumbly, like small peas.
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In another bowl, lightly beat 1 egg with the vinegar and cold water. Pour this into the flour mixture and gently stir until it just comes together as dough.
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Roll out half the dough on a surface dusted with flour, keeping it thin—about ⅛ inch thick. Cut into rectangles measuring 3x4 inches. You’ll need two pieces per pop-tart for the top and bottom.
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Lay the bottom dough rectangles on baking sheets lined with parchment. Brush the edges with the egg wash, add some scrambled eggs and sausage gravy to the center, then cover with another dough piece. Crimp the edges with a fork.
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Brush the tops with the egg wash, and sprinkle on cheese or seasoning if you like. Bake for 25 minutes until golden and lovely. Cool for about 5 minutes before digging in.